May 31st, 2003

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Master of Horrible Trivia

So there I am, reading my email as msmemory flips around the channels behind me. I hear the phrase "pork bellies" waft out of the TV as she flips past, and just automatically inquire, "Trading Places"? Worse, I was right.

This explains much about my terrible memory. All the space that should be available for remembering important things is instead being taken up by 80's Eddie Murphy movies. This does not fill me with joy. Time for a brain transplant...