I am ruefully amused at the hand-wringing of Opus Dei about their treatment in "The Da Vinci Code". Yes, yes, it's terrible that their organization has been subject to false accusations, and made to look like the bad guys in a work of fiction. But I find myself really wanting to talk face-to-face with the head of the group and say simply, "Hey, bubbala? I'm a Freemason. Your church spent centuries doing exactly this to my fraternity. Welcome to the club, and get over it..."